I don't get the fascination with remakes.
It's a foolproof plan! If video games have taught me anything, it's that she'll rip her clothes off instantly.
I was hoping he'd use that defibrillator to shock the building back to life.
You can have Ethan say no and keep his character intact, but it still leaves Madison a gigantic whore.
Realistically though, if you're given a choice, I think everyone's gonna go for the sex scene.
Then there was that American kid in the flashback who was very obviously French.
I thought the main cast sounded bored way too often.
Won't somebody please think of the CHILDREN?!?!?!
I bet EA Sports is run by a wizard alien.
Crank is the first thing I thought of when I clicked this.
Letting the player listen in on the characters' thoughts was a bad idea. They really shot themselves in the foot with that one.
Ethan: "Sometimes I black out and I can't remember what I did the night before. I think I might be killing people."
Madison: "I love you, let's have sex now."
I wish more reviewers had the balls to go against the grain. Not to be crass or giddy about ripping a game apart, but just to be honest. I've learned to stay away from reviews mostly, because so often they just fawn over whatever happens to be hyped up at the moment.
Look at how much more hype and attention Uncharted 2 got compared to the first one - I love both of em', but that's ridiculous. Drake's Fortune did pretty modestly, then Among Thieves comes out and it's on top of the...
Man, I own a Wii and I don't even want it, let alone the Move.
Oh yeah, that works too, but it sounds a little too classy.
Yeah, I have a feeling most of these girls smell like old cheese.
I can't read or write :(
I think FF 13 looks bad. Really bad, but maybe 4 is a bit harsh. Anyway, that's coming from someone who hasn't played it.
I doubt the guys at IGN played Deadly Premonition for more than 15 minutes - but I'm not gonna complain about their review and call for Metacritic to ignore them, either. That's just a little bit ridiculous.
No need to bust out the torches and pitchforks.
NO U
People on this site shout, "JOURNALISM!" waaaay too much. They treat bloggers like they're supposed to be writing hard news stories 24/7.
So, as a professional, you aren't allowed to have an opinion of a game before you play it? Everyone has an opinion of everything before they experience it. Hot Tub Time Machine looks like a terrible movie to me. What if I see it and I don't like it? Would that kill my credibility as a reviewer? Of course not.
I wonder how...
Lost Odyssey was SUPER-underrated. It's my favorite game of this generation right next to Uncharted: Drake's Fortune. If Final Fantasy 13 really is a travesty or whatever, I hope that just drives more people to check this game out.
If you dug the PS1 Final Fantasy games, drop 20 bucks and give it a try.
The ironing is delicious.
From what I've seen, this game looks REALLY stupid. It seems pretty cool, actually, when you're just shooting your gun like a normal person, but when I see someone do lots of goofy gymnastics, then turn upside down while in mid-air before they pull the trigger...ugh.